I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a normal job, but I'm also a writer and artist. I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything, I collect animal teeth and bones, and Halloween is my favourite day of the year. My main interests are (in no order) history, fall, horror, reading, writing, antiques, tea, folk metal, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.

(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)

Every single Halloween I go to a daycare and tell the fascinated children scary stories. Urban legends, ancient myths, ghost tales - once I recapped Sweeney Todd and two episodes of Criminal Minds. I know about two hundred scary stories off the top of my head but I have exhausted them all. The kids know all of them. So now I’m scouring the Internet and my horror anthology novels for new stories to tell the kids.