I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything. My main interests are (in no order) history, horror, reading, writing, tea, rock/metal, steampunk, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.

(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)




UFOs and sea monsters are real (written by a skeptic)

UFO simply stands for unidentified flying object. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s an alien or secret government aircraft. If I took the closest object to me right now (a cup of earl grey tea) and tossed it in the air and you saw it but didn’t know what it was, that would be a UFO.

There are only three requirements for a creature to be a sea monster: it has to be huge, dangerous, and water-dwelling. A colossal squid, for example, is a sea monster. A shark is a sea monster. A whale is a sea monster.

So technically, UFOs and sea monsters are scientifically proven to exist.