I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a normal job, but I'm also a writer and artist. I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything, I collect animal teeth and bones, and Halloween is my favourite day of the year. My main interests are (in no order) history, fall, horror, reading, writing, antiques, tea, folk metal, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.

(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)




Paradigming it for Vegans

HOW TO AVOID GETTING RIDICULED:
Vegan: I'm vegan because I'm concerned about the types of food I eat and the ethics of the fur/leather industries.
Non-Vegan: That's cool. Here, have a plate of rice and beans. I also have this scarf made of corn husks or something you can have.
HOW TO GET RIDICULED AS FUCK:
Vegan: MEAT IS MURDER, SLAVERY, AND RAPE. FUR IS LIKE TEARING YOUR MOTHER'S SKIN OFF AND WEARING IT.
Non-Vegan: Damn, man. You whack as hell.