I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from a small town outside Toronto, Canada (the best country ever). I work in an office, but I’m also a writer and artist. I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything, I collect animal teeth and bones, and Halloween is my favourite day of the year. My main passions in life are autumn, horror, reading, writing, and history. I also love antiques, tea, folk metal, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.
(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)


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Paradigming it for Vegans

HOW TO AVOID GETTING RIDICULED:
Vegan: I'm vegan because I'm concerned about the types of food I eat and the ethics of the fur/leather industries.
Non-Vegan: That's cool. Here, have a plate of rice and beans. I also have this scarf made of corn husks or something you can have.
HOW TO GET RIDICULED AS FUCK:
Vegan: MEAT IS MURDER, SLAVERY, AND RAPE. FUR IS LIKE TEARING YOUR MOTHER'S SKIN OFF AND WEARING IT.
Non-Vegan: Damn, man. You whack as hell.