I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a normal job, but I'm also a writer and artist. I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything, I collect animal teeth and bones, and Halloween is my favourite day of the year. My main interests are (in no order) history, fall, horror, reading, writing, antiques, tea, folk metal, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.

(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)




Serious question: has anyone ever seen Matt Stone or Trey Parker not with one another?

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?"

(Source: yzmas)

pleatedjeans:

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He looks so happy

pleatedjeans:

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He looks so happy

tomhazeldine:

I LIKE HOW HE’S LIKE ‘come at me bro, i got this.’ AND THEN HE’S LIKE SHOCKED AT HOW COLD IT REALLY IS. x

(Source: beyoffce)

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

Again, again!!

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

Again, again!!

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

vampire-kingmarshall-lee:

Kitty cosplay

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt)

suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

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why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

(Source: brokenthimble)

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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