I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a normal job, but I'm also a writer and artist. I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything, I collect animal teeth and bones, and Halloween is my favourite day of the year. My main interests are (in no order) history, fall, horror, reading, writing, antiques, tea, folk metal, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.

(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)




NFotD #125: In 1903, a ragtag team consisting of an idealistic doctor, a young mechanic, and a dog (who had to wear adorable goggles to keep dust out of his eyes) became the first people to drive across the United States in a car (before paved roads became a thing). Why this has not been made into a blockbuster movie or at least a sitcom is beyond me.

NFotD #124: ‘O Canada’ has three extra verses that are, for some reason, almost never played.

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flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

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Sea plankton 'found living outside International Space Station' - Telegraph

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

Hey plankton, I think you’re confused. Why you up there?

To steal the Krabby Patty formula, of course

centuriespast:

PRUD’HON, Pierre-PaulThe Empress Josephinec. 1805Oil on canvas, 244 x 179 cmMusée du Louvre, Paris

centuriespast:

PRUD’HON, Pierre-Paul
The Empress Josephine
c. 1805
Oil on canvas, 244 x 179 cm
Musée du Louvre, Paris

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

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