I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything. My main interests are (in no order) history, horror, reading, writing, tea, rock/metal, steampunk, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.
(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)
The ultimate dad joke compilation
I was complaining about my bra once and said, “this bra is a pain in the ass”, to which my dad replied, “you’re probably wearing it wrong if it’s hurting your ass.”
Directed by Wes Craven
A family has the misfortune to have their car break down in an area closed to the public, and inhabited by violent savages ready to attack.
“Let’s just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth.”
Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.
Sean Bean (Boromir)
I don’t know whose foot this is, but both Sean Astin (Sam) and Billy Boyd (Pippin) have the tattoo on their foot
Orlando Bloom (Legolas)
Dominic Monaghan (Merry)
Sir Ian McKellan (Gandalf)
Elijah Wood (Frodo)
Family Computer Robot
You didn’t say the magic word.
Hulk Hogan is an asset to America