I’m an eternally optimistic, nerdy, tattooed, chubby, 20-year-old atheist from Ontario, Canada (the best place ever). I have a normal job, but I'm also a writer and artist. I have a cat named Luna whom I love more than anything, I collect animal teeth and bones, and Halloween is my favourite day of the year. My main interests are (in no order) history, fall, horror, reading, writing, antiques, tea, folk metal, cute animals, weird animals, rum, learning, Canadian culture, Nintendo, cartoons, and anime and manga. I love being alone, but I also love talking to people so feel free to send me a message.
(Formerly “emilyclocke”, “corrinda”, and “impoliteandevil”)
New Fact of the Day #100: (100 facts WHOOO!!!) There once existed a giant prehistoric frog called the Devil Frog. Scientists theorize that they were almost a foot in size, highly aggressive, and ate baby dinosaurs.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
Damn she thicc
i been up all night tryna get that rich i been work work work work workin on my shit
Guh, flawless. Non-Westernised interpretations of the steampunk genre FTW.
I’ve been REALLY wanting to see an Indian take on Steampunk so I am so pleased you have no idea
man that is gorgeous!
Fandom: Veggie Tales
“‘I need you so bad, Larry!’
The confused green being raised an eyebrow. ‘Need me to do what, Bob?’
'I need you to fuck me!' Bob moaned. Larry gasped.
'But Bob, God says-'
'Oh, forget God for a minute, Larry! All this want, it's for you, I need you, I want you, so bad!' Bob said.
'Oh for Hell's sake!' Bob scoffed. 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right!'
Larry studied Bob’s face for a moment, before he said, ‘Bob?’
'I want to fuck you, too.' Larry smashed his lips into Bob's, pulling the round tomato into his thick cucumber self.”
I really need some God-on-vegetable action
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….
First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”
But here is what I think you should know.
You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.
You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.
You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).
You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.
In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.
In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”
Libby Anne (via awelltraveledwoman)
What my alarm clock sounds like when… ⏰
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